By: William Briggs
America’s largest protein supplier, Tybelt Inc., is helmed by none other then Kirk T. Sunbelt. In the last financial quarter Mr. Sunbelt made a record 35 million US dollars.
“Business,” he told his horse, “is doing good…..woahhhhh boy.”
So, when Mr. Sunbelt met Arthur Trent he was smiling and a little drunk.
“Hi, I’m Mr. Trent, Arthur Trent, from the AmPoultry Scerican Scholastic Committee.”
Mr. Sunbelt, looking up from his food, dropped his chop sticks, and smiled—making one eye merrily wide and other happily lazy.
“Pleasure, Mr. Trent, is all mine.”
Mr. Trent slid into the adjoining chair without pulling it from under the table and quickly wove his hands together and placed them on the empty plate before him.
“I know you are a busy man…”
“Guilty as charged, please produce my sentence!”
